Utility of Mangalsutra?
Licence 2 enjoy Kamasutra
without Condom..
Whats the utility of a Condom?
Licence to enjoy Kamasutra
without the Mangalsutra....

Doctors After Operation and
Students After Exam Both tell the
Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now !!!

Life Me kitne bhi
Dukh mile
Gam mile
apne aansu bah jane dena unhe
rokna mat
Kyuki
ruke hue pani me hi Malaria wale
macchar ande dete hai!

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Sim card uska DEVTA,
Call karne wala PUJARI,
Sms bhejne wala DANI,
Padhane wala BHAKT,
Reply na karne wala mandir ka
BHIKARI.

Agar koi achha sa msg ho to use
jaldi se
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Paper par likh kar almari me band
kar do
Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaye
KANJUS.

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Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai.
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne
shauqin hote hai.

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Arz kiya hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein
teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar,
aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai..

Lady 2 Wakil : Mujhe Pati Se Talaaq
Chahiye,
Wakeel:Magar Wo To Kabaddi Ka Champion Hai,
Lady : Yehi To Problem He Kamina Sirf Hath Laga Kr Bhag Jata Hai.